Bad News

The economy is NOT getting any better. That means we need to start tightening our belts. Austerity? I don't think people understand what that means. Women and children sure as fuck don't. They think they can keep living like it was still the 1980s. You better stop and think...

People are still eating out. Which is a pretty dumb thing to do. People are charging food. Absolute idiocy. If you have to finance your meals you are done.

People are posting about blowing their money. Going to Vegas, buying big screen TVs, buying expensive cell phones. Or, what's worse, signing up for two year contracts. Leasing new cars. Thinking about buying a house...

You better forget that shit, or you'll wind up pushing a shopping cart with all your belongings in it.

You welfare dick-heads better wake up too. Congress has been seriously talking about doing away with welfare... Have you been asleep or something? Times are tight. And, you think you can still live high on the hog.

The Man has enough cops right now to handle your pathetic little riots. So, like sheep, you are going to do what they tell you, and quietly go to the slaughter. What do you think is going to happen when push comes to shove?

Driving around, burning up gasoline... Living it up... You don't even really have a pot to piss in. And yet you think you are a high roller because you can still afford a six pack.

I'm laughing at you because you are a dumb-fuck. Yeah, what about the Dodgers? Sit in front of the tube and shut the fuck up. You don't have any real ideas anyway. Post some lame shit about how Jesus, or God, or Obama has got your back... Maybe wishing will make it a reality. But, based on actual experience in the field, God don't give a flying fuck about you.

The only person that really loves you is your mother.

Don't worry, be happy. Smoke some dope, or get fucked up on some bathtub vodka that costs $30 a bottle. You'll be drinking the $7 shit before long. Because you are on your way down... You just haven't realized it yet.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Nobody cares what kind of deodorant you use. Nobody cares if you have a toothache, or hemorrhoids. Call out sick and you'll get fired. Because we have zero tolerance for slackers. There are plenty of people out there waiting to take your job... Mama's in the factory, she ain't got no shoes; Daddy's in the alley he's looking for food...

Hey, I know what: Why don't you play a video game?

My take is that gamers are a bunch of faggots. They just haven't got around to taking the dick yet. Don't worry, all good things come to him who waits. You'll be lolly popping that big boy before you know it...

Get into yourself... And, before you can say "Bob's your uncle", your life will be magically transformed. You are what you eat, right?

The thoughts you think (or don't think) make you who you are. That's the bad news, bro....