Don't Worry, Be Happy!

Whatever fate has in store for you, you're just going to have to deal with it. The alternative is extinction. And, its one thing when a species of animals becomes extinct, then you can shed a crocodile tear. But, when it's YOU, it seems like the end of the world. Don't worry, the world will go on with or without us.

"Victory or death!" Did you know that was George Washington's motto? My, we've come so far. Nowadays, we don't fight battles and wars like that anymore. We have all kinds of safety devices, seat belts, helmets, fire extinguishers, bullet-proof vests, and all the like.

But, the bottom-line is, there is no safety in life. No matter what the fuck you do, you are going to wind up dead. NOBODY gets out of this shit alive.

So, like the Joker says, "Why so serious?"

Why is everything such a big fucking deal?

I think of the 'tea-braggers' and laugh. You stupid motherfuckers have the audacity to suggest that you are 'American terrorists'. I spent a few years with the right-wing. They lack balls, and try to make up for it with their mouths. Those assholes don't even drink tea!

The 'resistance' is futile. When you get around to resisting the occupation, it means that you have already lost. Don't you know that Republicans are punks?

All of our war-time Presidents are Democrats. Except for Lincoln, who would disown what passes for the Republican Party today. War is not a conservative game. You have to think ahead, and outside of the box, to win a war.

Oy vey, what a mess the country is in...

It's God's punishment for being a bunch of hypocrites. In life, you get what you deserve. You've watched wars and starvation on TV for years, but you didn't give a rat's ass because it was somebody else. Now the chickens are coming home to roost. Tough shit. Life sucks and then you die.

So, who's gonna come riding to your rescue? The United Nations? Jesus Christ at the head of a band of angels? The Government, that you want to reduce?

All those fuckers are going to be hiding in a cave someplace with their rich friends... Even Jesus has got better things to do.

So, the reality is, it's just you and your fate. When the SWAT team comes, you will meekly surrender. And, I will be laughing at you. Shit, everybody will be laughing at you. So, you might as well kill yourselves.

No guts, no glory...

You let them put all the REAL patriots in jail. Now its your turn. Terrorists in pink panties. You're going to like the way you look...

In order to have even the slim-est chance at VICTORY, you are going to have to start believing the shit you talk. Your mind is your primary weapon, remember?

That's a pretty tall order because most of the shit you talk is bullshit.

So, why not take some time for reflection?

Ask yourself, where did all these ideas come from? Hollywood? New York TV programs? Comic books? Church? School? Where?

Did John Wayne tell you the Department of Homeland Security was coming to get you? What would the 'Duke' do?

Has the Devil been talking to you through your dog?

What do you care if queers get married? Are you jealous?

What difference does it make if somebody wants to get an abortion? There are too many goddamned people in the world already.

Does the idea of poor people getting food stamps really matter to you that much? Go down and get some yourself.

Black people on Welfare, driving Cadillacs and watching big screen TV, does that make you mad?

Illegal aliens coming to America for economic opportunity... Does that bother you? What if they had the money for lawyers? Then they would be legal. Is that better or worse?

"Press one for English," how do you feel about people who speak different languages? Blame God. Didn't we all used to speak German before the Tower of Babel incident?

What else? Government too big? It's a big fucking country, bro.

The thing is, you feel powerless, and hatred/resentment empowers you. Does it really? How powerful do you feel now, knowing that you are just a step away from losing everything?

As an American patriot, the US Constitution is the 'word of God'. NOT THE BIBLE. You forgot that all of the Founding Fathers were Illuminati, didn't you?

Do you know what the Illuminati believe?

Do you know what 'illumination' means? Do you know what the implications of your Weltanschauung are?

implications  plural of im·pli·ca·tion (Noun)
Noun
1. The conclusion that can be drawn from something, although it is not explicitly stated.
2. A likely consequence of something: "political implications".

DIVISION - a house divided against itself cannot stand.

E Pluribus Unum is Latin for "out of many, one." Sometimes it is translated more loosely as "one from many." E Pluribus Unum refers to the fact that the United States was formed as a cohesive single nation as the result of the thirteen smaller colonies joining together.

A cohesive single nation, bro, with Liberty and Justice for all. Not, "My way or the highway." We are all in this together. We are not separate people, we are Americans FIRST, and everything else second.

If you don't believe this, then quit calling yourself an 'American patriot'.

You have so much to learn. And, with today's technology everything is possible.

Quit worrying about doomsday, and go out and learn something. Then, you will be really mad, because somebody has been lying to you. Your task is to find out who it was.

And, that is the Truth....