IMMIGRATION REFORM

Sure, I'd like to buy everyone in the world a Coke. But, that's just wishful thinking because it would cost billions of dollars. And, I just don't have that much money. Then, after they drink their Coke what's next? Nothing has changed and nobody gives a fuck.

Immigration is pretty much the same thing. I'd like to see everyone in the world living the 'good life'. But, it would cost way more than any of us could afford. The result would be that those who 'have' would impoverish themselves trying to help the 'have-nots'. That's a pretty stupid idea.

Immigration is supposed to serve the purpose of creating a cheap labor pool. Supposedly, to bring people into the country to do the work that Americans can't or don't want to do. But, doesn't that sound like bullshit?

We have millions of people out of work in the United States. And, millions more who have dropped through the cracks. They don't even count them as 'unemployed' anymore.

Our economy is in ruins. We are shutting down services for Americans. Most working people aren't even sure that they will have a job tomorrow. And, you want to bring in more foreigners - for what?

Press one for English, motherfucker. And, then, get really pissed off.

"But, what about my poor Grandmother who still lives in Uganda?"

It's not about 'morality' or 'human values', its about NUMBERS. We don't need any more people in the United States - until we can take care of the people who are already here!

If a miracle happened, and we could take care of our own citizens, then what?

OK, let's take it from the top:

1.- We build strategically located 'Intake Centers' on our borders. The potential immigrants can be screened at these centers. Are they healthy, and capable of work? Do they want to be Americans, or are they just seeking to take advantage of our kindness? We should test them physically, psychologically, and even spiritually. We should do a background check and make them piss in a cup - just like they do to us, when we apply for a job. What kind of education do they have? Are they college graduates? Are they willing to serve in our military? (You get the picture...)

2.- Next, we transport them to a 'Reception Center', where their processing can begin. Those who have made the 'cut' can be vaccinated against disease, taught the English language, and the customs and traditions of the United States. They will be issued new clothing, implanted with a 'chip' (for recognition and tracking), and given 'counseling' to guide them on the path of eventual citizenship. Then, they should be assigned work, and a 'case worker' to monitor their progress.

3.- After working in the 'Labor Corps' for two years. They will serve in the military for four years. If their service is 'honorable' they will be allowed to take the test for US Citizenship.

4.- Any immigrant who commits a crime, during the immigration process. Will be deported, and barred from becoming a citizen.

5.- Any illegal alien caught without a 'chip' will be sent to a 'Labor Camp' in Alaska, for a period not to exceed five years, or for less than two years.

6.- Once an immigrant becomes a US Citizen he, or she, will enjoy the full rights and privileges of Citizenship.

7.- Anyone who knowingly hires and illegal alien to work, or conceals such a person from the authorities, shall serve a term of not less than two years in prison, and be subject to a fine of $250,000.

8.- Any children born to illegal aliens, while illegally living in the United States shall become 'wards of the state', and will be raised and educated as citizens of the United States.

That should pretty much take care of 'Immigration Reform'....